Im sorry dear post graduate,

You have finally joined an agency, yay, this is a very exciting time for you.

Enjoy the coffee, free fruit and toast, and the big fridge with lots of alcohol. You will need this alcohol to drown your sorrows when you are trafficking OTPs at 11pm on Friday, and attempting to fix reports that have blown out (there are only 43 apps this week, but 50 last week!)

As such, dear graduate, please maintain composure. We hear you.  All that we ask is that you keep your attitude to a minimum.  Being a demanding little bitch wont save your soul in digital, it will only make you the talk of the industry….and we all know how much we love to talk.

So. when you think about being a MOLE, just remember…. I am going to quiz you as to your industry knowledge, and if you get more questions wrong than right,  I shall hang up the phone and leave you for the sharks…

This is a cut throat industry, bitches.

D.